You have no idea what procrastination even looks like

It took me nearly two years to finish plushing this Hug Monster plush. You read that correctly (that is assuming you can actually read). This plush creature sat half-sewn in a box or a drawer or maybe a shelf for the better part of the past two years. It was only moments ago that the final stitch was sewn and the face glued on.

Why did it take me so long to complete? Is it a super tricky one to plush? Did I run out of thread or something?? I don't know!! And you really shouldn't let me ask myself questions that I don't have the answers for. It's just rude.